10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.
Monday, January 14, 2008
10 Ways You Can Tell Your Amish Teen Is Headed For Trouble
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Unfortunately, #3 doesn't quite work. The Amish are clean shaven until the day they get married, then are never to shave again. So unless the teen got married at a very young age, he wouldn't have a beard! That's why the older the Amish are, the longer their beards!
I knew my Amish relatives would come in handy one day......
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