Sunday, January 13, 2008



Hans was a Norwegian working at a fish plant up north in Duluth when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room. When he got there, Dr. Nordsky looked at Hans and said, "Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."  

Hans said, "I hafen't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you  hafen't got da finkers?" he asked. "Lordy! It's 2008!  Ve got  microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back  on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Hans responded: "How da hell vas I suppose to pick dem up?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

the thumb on the pic was intact and no-one has 10 fingers, we have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs