Calories burned during sex

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
  With her consent       12 Calories
  Without her consent      2,187 Calories
 
OPENING HER BRA:
   With both hands      8 Calories
  With one hand      12 Calories
  With your teeth      485 Calories
 
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
   With an erection      6 Calories
   Without an erection      3,315 Calories
 
POSITIONS:
   Missionary      12 Calories
   69 lying down      78 Calories
   69 standing up      812 Calories
   Wheelbarrow      216 Calories
   Doggy Style      326 Calories
  Italian chandelier      2,912 Calories
 
ORGASMS:
   Real      112 Calories
   Fake      1,315 Calories
 
POST ORGASM:
   Lying in bed hugging      18 Calories
   Getting up immediately      36 Calories
   Explaining why you got out of bed immediately      816 Calories
 
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
 If you are:
   20-29 years      36 Calories
   30-39 years      80 Calories
   40-49 years      124 Calories
   50-59 years      1972 Calories
   60-69 years      7,916 Calories
   70 and over      Results are still pending
 
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
   Calmly      32 Calories
   In a hurry      98 Calories
   With her father knocking at the door      5,218 Calories
   With your wife knocking at the door      13,521 Calories
 
Results may vary!
 
  THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD
 Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX!
 And you're on the computer!!!

Thanks Ronnie