Saturday, December 01, 2007

Coincidence...

RoosterA chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!'


'What a coincidence,'the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.'


'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.


'What a coincidence' says the man.


As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'


'My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'


'What a coincidence,' says the man, 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs.'


'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'


'I used a different cock,' he replied.


The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

it's not mine, he hit it not me...